Let me make this clear. I have no intend of EVER firing any one of you based on your blood status. I don't care if your mother was a toad and your father a rat. If you're a wizard who made it through training, then you deserve to be here. End of story.
If I see or hear about any of you giving your fellow employees a hard time based on blood status - one way or another - I will personally think up a suitable punishment.
We are in a war. We have made advances and taken blows in the last few months, but perseverance and diligence will ensure our victory in this war. We will prevail. I have faith in all of you.
I'm ready to kill Secretary Macmillan. Alright, not kill, but depose. There would be nothing wrong with me returning to active duty. It would show that I am not commanding my department to do things I am not willing to do as well as show the wizarding world I am willing to get my hands dirty. Honestly, I miss active duty. I know, power, the ability to make decisions - is beautiful, but there is something about incarcerating an evildoer in the field that just gets me going.
Bloody Macmillan. Preventing me from taking Rufus' post. We need more useful Aurors right now.When I'm charge, things will be different.
Effective Immediately: Auror Moody will be taking over Auror Scrimgeours duties while the latter is recovering in St. Mungo's.
Effective Friday 11 May: Auror Alice Longbottom will be heading up Auror Team D.
Any questions, contact me.
I want to commend the teams involved in tonight's mission on their swift response. It is never easy when we cannot save everyone. You all proved yourselves admirably tonight. To those that were injured, I wish you a speedy recovery.
Don't you DARE fucking die. We need you.
What I mean is take care of yourself. Do whatever the healers tell you. You did well tonight.
My office. Monday. Nine o'clock.
I am available for a full debriefing at your earliest convenience. Let me say this. You completed your investigation and did what you had to do. Justice was served.
NO ONE is to talk to the media about the events of today. Is that clear? Mister Ernshaw has been kind enough to tell all of you what has transpired today. It is my job to impress upon you that we are in a war and to have the press sticking their noses into the middle of an investigation would only interfere with our job. If I so much as hear anything that one of you has talked to the media, you and your superiors will have to answer to me. There will be disciplinary action, but that may be the least of your worries.
Am I CLEAR?
This is good news. This is good news. Another Death Eater dead. Poor Ernshaw. He's too young to have to deal with cleaning this up. Two trials would have been too much to hope for, I suppose.
Purple Hats Gala Invite. Legitimate cause or distraction technique?
All PR inquiries go to Ernshaw, as I'm sure you've seen. There will be extra shifts this week but make sure your people get enough sleep. I need all my people at the top of their game.
I'll be in my office if anyone needs me.
Two attacks in two nights. There is not enough coffee or whiskey to make this bearable. I need to find out where the leaks are. We need to go on the offensive, hunt them down, kill them and make them pay.
Fresh coffee and pastries in the DMLE break room. Excllent job last night I am certain this is only the first of many breakthroughs.
Hang in there. If I am certain of anything, it is that you will be back here terrorising trainees as soon as you are able. I look forward to that. Let us know if there's anything you need in the meantime.
I do wish you a speedy recovery. Let us know if there is anything we can do and I look forward to seeing you back in the office.
Another night at the office. Too many of those recently. At least my wife sent coffee and pastries for the department this morning.
Raban Lestrange in custody with undeniable evidence. I don't see him escaping out of this one. We need favourable press and results like this. It was lucky though. I've read the reports - I've been pouring over the details since coming back from the scene - The Order got him in a bodybind, we just apprehended him.
I CANNOT CONDONE THE ORDER! Don't these groups understand the LEGITIMACY of the law?! By taking matters into their own hands they destroy what we stand for - they are adding to the rumours of an incompetent Ministry. I will not have it. I will not stand for it.
But it was thanks to the Order's involvement last night that we were able to apprehend Lestrange Sr. I will not be sending them a thank you gift. I have no doubt that there are leaks within my department. Between the internal inquiry and Lestrange's arrest - this is the beginning - victory and justice will bemineours. I will discover who is responsible, I fill find every one of those despicable little masked devils and send them to Azkaban to rot.
The Order assisted the Ministry last night. That does not mean I look kindly upon them, but for now, they shall not feel the brunt of my wrath. That is reserved for the Death Eaters.
Goyle and Rodolphus Lestrange were at the meeting last night. That means nothing, only that they weren't involved in last night's actions. I still want all the Lestranges questioned, even if nothing comes of it. Is that within jurisdiction? I don't see how Rodolphus will keep his position after this. There will be an inquiry, there has to me. And with the junior undersecretary spot open - No. It'd be too dangerous to change leadership of the DMLE right now. I need to wait till this war is over, till we bring about a victory before returning to my hopes and aspirations.
Hopefully you've slept. Are there grounds enough to bring in both the younger Lestranges for questioning? Rodolphus was at a Ministry meeting last night, which simply means he wasn't involved in last night's attack but does not fully exonerate him. I want to catch them all.
I apologise for my behaviour today. It was unprofessional. Rest assured, the Ministry's new policies will be put into effect in the DMLE.
Discrimination of any sort will not be tolerated within the DMLE. We are in charge of keeping Britain safe and that is precisely what we will do. Each of you that has made it through training deserves their spot within this department and I am proud of the work each and every one of you does. Squabbling among each other only weakens our department and our ability to do our job. I don't care about anyone's blood status, only about bringing an end to this war and keeping the population safe. Anyone caught squabbling or causing any sort of trouble within the department will have to answer to me.
Keep up the good work.
Scotch after work today for team leaders. Testing the wards.
Dear Senior Undersecretary Lestrange,
Attached below is the list of candidates from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement for the proposed Werewolf Capture Unit. Be assured of my department's cooperation in any way needed.
Bulstrode, Dulcinea, Hitwizard
Lestrange, Rabastan, Hitwizard
Podmore, Sturgis, Hitwizard
I recommend all of them highly.
Respectfully yours,
Bartemius Crouch, Sr
Department of Magical Law Enforcement
I know the past few weeks have been exceedingly difficult, however I wanted to commend all of you on your diligence and dedication to your work. You all performed admirably in responding to the Inferi in Diagon Alley and I firmly believe that had your quick and thorough response minimised the number of injuries and casualties. In addition, the Department's cooperation with civilians in the cleanup of Diagon Alley over the weekend is also to be praised. Congratulations on a job well done. I am proud to be a part of this department.
I would like to add my sincerest wishes for a speedy recovery to Frank Longbottom and Cerys Jones.
I have not forgotten about a possible promotion for you somewhere within the Ministry, but I confess I have been a bit overwhelmed in recent weeks. Have you thought about which department you'd like to pursue a career in?
I finally managed to go home at a reasonable hour last night. First time in over a week. I don't see enough of my wife or son enough, but what can I do? We're in the middle of a war. I need to lead by example. I need to be here whenever something happens.
What am I going to do about Barty? Merlin help me.
What the hell was that? We need to discover the extent of the broadcast and take precautions. Increased security at the Ministry would not be amiss in my opinion along with an extra security detail on the Minister.
I need people to find out if that was heard anywhere besides the Ministry. If so, the public needs to be reassured. Volunteers for extra security around the Ministry would also be appreciated.
ETA: It seems it was heard in Diagon Alley. We must keep the public safe and calm.
Thoughts on how the teambuilding is going? I can't decide if it's useful for the staff or utter rubbish. Though I did enjoy the bit with the international food. Nice change of pace. We ought to have a sit down meeting when people are free.
I was curious if any members on your team had an opening for a trainee/junior officer. It seems that we could all use additional staff and I realise it might be a bit awkward having to train someone, but let me know.
I managed to get home in time for dinner three times this week. I think that's a new record. I'm worried about Barty. I don't know how to connect with him. He wants a promotion. Maybe a bit more responsibility would do him good, but he didn't finish Hogwarts and he didn't sit his NEWTs. There is only so much I can do. Doesn't he realise that? Doesn't he realise that I'm trying? The amount of pressure I'm under? We need this internal investigation. There are not enough hours in the day for me to investigate everyone personally and cooperation with I-2 is necessary. I only hope they are trustworthy and as ruthless as their reputation claims they are.
I'm at home on a Saturday. I've forgotten what this feels like.
I will be leaving early today because it is my son's birthday
Have you chosen a restaurant for tonight? I am planning on leaving work at four o'clock.
Last night's events were unfortunate, but we are lucky that there were no deaths of wizards or witches. I urge you all to remain always on guard and to be on alert. We will prevail against this terrorism.
Your mother and I would like to take you out to dinner on Friday for your birthday. Are you available?
Is there any possible way I could convince you to come back to work? Any possible way? Chocolate? Candy? Flowers? A raise?
I need to have my spare robes dry cleaned. I've been sleeping in the office too much. Barty doesn't approve. I've been thinking of offering him the position of my personal assistant. I'm not sure if he'd want it and that would certainly be favouritism. Or at the least, nepotism. Something to think on. I need a drink. It's only nine in the morning. Coffee then.